Sunday, November 8, 2009

THE PROPOSAL

"THE PROPOSAL"

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Takes Place after the VMA'S in Beyonce and Jay-Z's house for there own after party....

Everyone's dancing and having fun then suddenly all the lights go off...Everyone knows whats going on but Beyonce.  So she's the only one looking worried and confused like WTF.  


Beyonce: Uhhhh what happened to the lights???

Solange: Girl someone probably just ran into the electricity pole.

Beyonce: ok but where's Jay. 

Kelly: Girl chillllll i'm sure he's fine. 

Suddenly the lights come back on and there jay is kneeling with the ring in his hand and a nice crisp suit.  

Jay: *walking up to bee* Baby, i know we've been through so much.  We've had our good days and of course we've had our bad days.  We've gone through so many ups and downs.  But i can gladly say, the good times definitely out weigh the bad.  And we've been together for 6 years now and i'm sure by now you know how much i love you.  You have just helped me get through many of my problems and have changed my life completely...And i knew the moment i first saw you in the studio for our collaboration you were the one.  Funny how just a simple collab, just turned into something much more bigger then life!  Ever since then, you've always been the bonnie to my clyde *giggles* and i just love you so much And i know that love will never go away...Ever!  There is nothing anyone can say to stop me loving my baby.  So with that being said, i just want to live the rest of my life with you and be with you forever and ever.  Baby will you marry me???

Beyonce:  *crying* AWWWW YES JAY...YESSS!!! I LOVE YOU TOO BABY!



Everyone in the room is cheering and teary eyed while Jay and Beyonce both start kissing non stop.  As the night was going on Michelle and Kelly came up to Jay putting him against the wall as if they were going to give him a wall dance. 

 

Michelle:  Now you know we gotta make sure our Bee is marrying a good man right?

Jay: Watchu mean by that?! You know I'm more then a good man!

Kelly:  Mhhmm well we about to see now.  

Then with Juelz on Solange's back, Angie and Solange came out of nowhere throwing cake and Jay.  
 
Jay: HOOLLLL UP HOLLLL! UP!! Y'ALL GOT JOKES I SEE!!!  

They continue to throw cake while Jay is hiding behind bee with his arms wrapped around her waist.  

Beyonce: *laughs* Jay get off me you gonna make the cake hit me!  *Giggle* 



Finally Solange and Angie stop.  And Jay and Bee walk to the dining room table and sit down.   Beyonce is sitting on Jay's lap with Jay's hand wrapped around bee's waist and Beyonce holding his hand.  While Jay's nieces Vonnie and Janiece are being nosey at the other table watching them talk and snickering Beyonce begins to tell Jay how much she loves him.  



Beyonce:  Jay you and I know I love you so much...and just thinking about you just makes me speechless.  Words can't even express. *cries*



Jay and Bee begin to kiss again while bee is sitting on his lap.  
As the night goes on, and the party is simmering down around 2am Beyonce and Jay began to fall asleep on the couch with beyonce in jays arms.  



Michelle: *throws water on the two*  Wake up!  The partayyyyy ain't ova yet!

Beyonce:  *Jumps up*  Wth.  Oh you got jokes! *laughs as she starts to chase Michelle around the room*



Finally they both just stop and the party has finally ended.  Everyone has left and now it's just Jay, Bee, and Jay's 2 nieces Janiece and Vonnie at the house who are supposedly sleep.  Now Beyonce and Jay are in there room resting however, janiece and vonnie hear a noise. 



Vonnie: JaNiece you hear that?

JaNiece: yea sound like somebody bangin up against the wall or somethin.  

Vonnie: Lets go see what it is.  



So They both go towards Jay and Beyonce's room hearing noises such as sighs, giggles, and gasps. They see that the door is cracked so they peek in and find out They are getting it in.  



Vonnie: Jay must be a rough dude!

Janiece: yea sure sounds like it.

Vonnie and Janiece are trying so hard not to laugh because of what they were hearing. 

Beyonce: WHOO JAY, AHHH JAY....OWWW YAHH, DEEPER, DEEPER!!

Jay: B' you sure you wana go harder....? *huge thud on the wall*

Janiece: Vonnie u hear that??

Vonnie: Yea, that sounds like the bed hittn off the wall!!

Beyonce: *GASP* OHHHHHH!!!!

Jay: U IIIGHT BEE???

Beyonce: HELL YEAH! KEEP GOIN!!

Jay: U AINT NEVER HAD IT DIS HARD BEFORE!!!

BEYONCE: KEEP GOIN DADDY! OHHHHH!! *BED BANGIN OFF THE WALL*

JAY: SHAWTY GET IT IN......!!!!

BEYONCE: DA, DA, DADDY GOO HARD!

JAY: I SAID SHAWTY GET IT INNNNN...!!!!!!!

BEYONCE: YASS AND DA DA DADDY GO HAAARD!!!!



By this time B is drippn with sweat, and her weave worn out. Now Bee and Jay have tried alot of positions and now her knees are to her ears. Jay keeps thrusting Bee even harder and harder making the bed hit the wall even more. Next thing you know there is a dent in the wall.



Vonnie + Janiece: *giggles!!!*

Bey: Jay what was that?

Jay: Nutin dont  worry about it *kissn bee's neck*

Bey: OOOOOOHH Jay rite there........*moans*

Jay: OOOO Beyonce, u da best, best i ever had!!



Now Vonnie and Janiece have walked away from the door for a second so they wouldn't get caught. By the time we came back it looked as if they were playin twister.



Janiece: Look, they playn twister, OOOHH LAWD!!

Vonnie: yeah, Twister: Butt- Naked Edition!!

Beyonce: Jay OHHHH RIGHT HAND ON BROWN......YASSS JAY RITE THERE!!



Then all of a sudden Bey and Jay are heading to the door so Janiece and Vonnie run back to their room. Bey and jay are heading for the kitchen. As Janiece and Vonnie peek out the door they see jay pick up bey and placed her on the counter. jay was kissing her neck from left to right!  By this time JaNiece and Vonnie has sneaked to under the kitchen table laughing and giggling at what they were hearing and seeing.



Janiece: Ohhh lawd....they startn again.....!

Vonnie: Yess i can see that!

Janiece: When is dis gonna end?!?!?!?!?



Because Jay is pleasuring Bee so much, she begins to go out of her mind which caused her to do crazy things. Bey grabbed a fork and scratched jay on the back. Then jay opens the fridge and grabs the chocolate syrup. He squirts it all ova Bee's neck and starts licking it off.



Bey: JAY U MUST BE HUNGRY TONIGHT....OOOOOHHH...MORE...OHHH *MOANS* 

Jay: YES BABY, YES I AM!!!! AHHHH *BREATHING REALLY HARD*



Next Jay starts squirting the chocolate all over bee's body from head to toe. jays tounge is slowly moving down her body , sending chills up her body and makn her eyes roll to the back of her head. Beyonce is breathing and moaning real hard. Then Bee grabs on the the sink as jay has just came. Causing Bee to go to cloud 9!



Beyonce: OOOOOHH *BITING HER BOTTOM LIP* YAAASSS!!!!

JaNiece+ Vonnie: OMG...DIS IS CRAZY!!

Beyonce: OOOOOOOOOOOO, J...JA...JA..JAY!!!!! OOOOO, HARDER!

JAY: U ALREADY KNOW B!!!! * GOING IN AND OUT WITH HIS TOUNGE* AHHHHH



Then halfway home Solange realizes that she has forgotten her phone at bey and jays house. So Mama Tina turns the car around and heads back. Mama Tina already had a key so she decides to just walk in. She walks in and finds beyonce on the counter coverd in Chocolate syrup and whip cream as jay is eating her out!



Beyonce: AHHH.....AWW.....MMMMHM!!!!!!!

Janiece + Vonnie: *GASP!!!, holding in laughs*

Mama Tina: AWWW LAWWD *jay and bey jump off the counter*

Jay: OOO SHIT!!!! *trying to cover his HUGE package*

Mama Tina: WTH IS GOIN ON!!!!

Jay+Bey: Well i think you can guess......

Jay: You dont mind right??. she is my wife and all!

Mama Tina: BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES....GET YOUR BEHIND OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!



Then Solo screams laughing harding then ever and ran out the door and came back in saying ''GET IT SIS, GET IT!!" *mama tina looked at solange with a death stare*



Bey: WHAT MA?? im an adult and you are the one who walked in on me! *trying to cover up with her hands*

Jay: Miss Tina, im sorry you had to see this but you know.........it happens, how else could you have made Bey and Solo!

Solange: Leave me out of dis!!

Mama Tina: That isnt an excuse Shawn, All of the chocolate syrup and whipped cream was uncalled for'' 

Beyonce: But it felt sooooo good mom!! *Mama T just looks at Bey as Solange is laughing so hard on the floor* and jay pulled out at the wrong time because he still had cum running down his leg.

Mama Tina: Watever Child....do what you want to do beyonce! just remember how i raised you...i love you!

Beyonce: well ok...*under her breath* dont have to ask me twice. *giggle*

So Beyonce and Jay put their clothes back on and see vonnie and janiece under the table....

Bey+Jay:  I know y'all weren't watching this whole time were you!?!?!?! 

Jay: What were y'all doing up anyway! you're suppose to be SLEEP!

Janiece+ Vonnie: *looks at eachother and start bursting out laughing*

The Solange whispered to Beyonce.......

Solange: DAMN SIS....U WAS GETN THE BUSSINESS..WASNT YOU???

Bey: OOOO YAASSS SIS, I WAS!

Solange: YAS SIS. I AINT KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU!!

Beyonce: yes girl, dont let my angelic appearence fool u!!

Mama Tina:  Solange! c'mon child!  Let these to finish what they were doing if they want and stop provoking your sister to do these things!

Solange: *giggle and talking with attitude* What Ma?!  Don't be trying to blame me for Beyunsay's actions.

Beyonce: Thought you were on my side sis!

Mama Tina:  Oh just come on...We're leaving now.  Goodnite! Love you.

Solange: *sighs* Byeeee sis.  I'll see you tomorrow.

Beyonce:  iight seeya!  Nite! love ya!

So Miss Tina and Solange leave and Jay and Bey decide to go get a few hours of sleep...

Jay: Well, that was awquard...

Bey: it sure was! *washing chocolate off*

Jay: Vonnie and Janiece, go to bed right now..no more playn games!

Janiece: *whispers* like you and aunt bee?

Jay: what you say??

Janiece: Nothing, goodnight!

Vonnie: *giggles* goodnight!
 
So, the next morning Jay has the day off but Bey has to go to a press confrence....
 
Jay: Bye baby *kisses her*, love you.

Bey: Love you too! *blows kiss*

Vonnie + Janiece: Byee!
 
So as Bey left Jay trys to decide what to do with his nieces while Bey is gone. So he decides to take them out to eat. They all get dressed and head out to The Spotted Pig.
 
Vonnie: This is some good eatin right here!

Janiece: Ugh no it ain! sike. jk This ish is hella good!!

Jay: Glad you like it but Janiece Watch your damn mouth!.

Janiece: haha and you're tellin me to watch MY mouth?? Now you know where we get our filthy mouth from. YOU!

Jay: Yeaaa welll...IM GROWN!

Janiece: YEA YEA YEA!
 
After they eat, they all hop back in the car and head back to the house. Beyonce was just coming home from her press conference.



BeyHey baby..*Kisses jay*

Jay: *hugs bey*

Bey: Hey janiece and vonnie! *hugs them*

Janiece and Vonnie: Hey!
 
They all go back in the house. Janiece and Vonnie go back to their room and Beyonce wants to take a shower cuz it has been a long day...
 
Bey: Should I take a shower or a bath....?

Jay: How about WE take a shower...?? *smiles*
 
As Beyonce undresses in the bathroom and the shower is heating up, Jay walks past Janiece and Vonnie's room headed for thee bathroom. Janiece and vonnie hear him..


Janiece: Didnt auntie bey jus go in the bathroom to take a shower..? and now uncle jay just went in there too?...

Vonnie: Oooooo boy..here we go again!
 
As Bey's clothes fall to the ground, Jay comes in the door, he looks at bey up and down and has to take a step back..Then he starts to remove his clothes as well..


Bey and Jay werent even the shower yet and Jay started kissn Bey.
 
Bey: AHHHHH...*jay kissing her neck*
 
Next, Jay and Bey walk into the shower. The shower is hot and steamy and their body temps are rising. Jay pushes bey up against the wall....in a intimate way.


Bey: OOOOOHHH JAY..HARDER, HARDER.. *jay wraps bey's legs around him*

Jay: OOHH YEAH...HARDER? I DONT WANA HURT U..

Bey: *grabs the back of jay's head* AH..AH..AH..AH..*MOANS*

jAY: *thrusting beyonce extremley hard, he is all the way in* WHO RUNS THIS TOWN TONIGHT! *BANG*

Bey: YOU DO DADDY! OOOOOHHHHHHH!!

Bey: OHHH BABY YOU GOT ME SPEEEEEEEEEECHLESS! 

Janiece: Shoud we go see what they up to now??

Vonnie: Sure, but we already know! *giggles*

Janiece: haha yeah!
 
So Janiece and Vonnie head to the door and it is unlocked..


Vonnie: Do we open it or just listen from the outside..?

Janiece: I say we open it! they weren't smart enough to lock the door plus uncle jay and auntie probably so into it so they won't even notice us crack the door open!

Vonnie: haha oh yea true!
 
They open the door a little bit...and their mouths drop..


Bey: AH...AH..AH..AH.. YES JAY RIGHT THERE! YES!

jAY: YES BABY..YES! *BANG BANG...jay grabs the back of bey's head and bends her over*

jAY: YOU LIKE DAT??? AH *GRUNTS*

bEY: HELL..*TRYIN TO CATCH HER BREATH*..YEAH! KEEP GOIN! *BITTING HER LIP*
 
The water is running down their bodies, their heart rates increasing! The shower is getting even more steamier..


Janiece +Vonnie: OMG!! *giggles*

Vonnie: This is almost as crazy as last night! 

Janiece: i know sis, i know!
 
Bey: *MOANING*..HARDER JAY..HARDER! *jay going harder, in and out*

Jay: DAMN BABY, YOU LOVIN IT FFROM BEHIND! *GRUNTS*

BEY: AHHHHHHH..JAY YOU GOT ME SOO WET!! *MOANS IN A SCREAM...AND JAY IS SUPER HARD*
 
Janiece: I have an idea......

Vonnie: What??

Janiece: Well, you know how Melanie is coming over today?

Vonnie: yeah, why?

Janiece: Well, why dont we let Mel walk in on them just like Miss tina did last night...Huh that would be super funny! 

Janiece: Im pretty sure this will work because i know Mell doesn't like to use public bathrooms so she will probably have to use the bathroom when she get here! 

Vonnie: Good idea! Hell yeah, lets do it!
 
So by this time Beyonce has been getting it from behind and now jay is eating her out...
 


Bey: *grabbing the back of jays head and bitting her lip* AHHHH...AHHH..AHHH...!!! *jay is using his tongue like he is eating ice cream*

Knock.......Knock......Knock.....


Janiece: YAY! Mel is here!

Vonnie: yeah! lets go get the door!
 
Vonnie and Janiece get up and go greets Melanie atthe door...


Vonnie+ Janiece: Heeeey girl!! *hugs both of us*

Janiece: How are you?

Mel: Im good! im soo happy to see yal! hey where is yal's bathroom??

Janiece: *whispers* I told u sis...

*Vonnie and Janiece are thinkn in the back of their heads, "Yaas!"

There are 3 bathrooms in Bey and Jay's house, but the closest one just happens to be where the 2 love birds are...
 
Vonnie: Yeah, down the hall to the left.....*trying sooo hard not to laugh*
 
Bey and Jay are out of breath but they are still going. Jay is standing out side the shower and Bey is bent over holding on to the soap dish. *bey is rolling her eyes to the back of her head*


Melanie: *opens the door* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *melanie screams and janiece and vonnie come running* 

Janiece and Vonnie: *laughing sooo hard that they fall to the ground*

Bey: OOOHH Shit...NOT AGAIN!! *Jay pulls out from bey super quick and has cum running down his leg*

Jay: HELL NO! Dont yal know how to knock!!??? *beyonce runs behind a door with a towel and jay grabs a towel and covers up*

Melanie: *still in shock*

Janiece and Vonnie: hahahahahaha!! *still laughing super hard and mel turns around and throws a towel at them*

Melanie: Im sooo sorry..janiece and vonnie told me to come in here!

*vonnie and janiece try to get up and run away before jay see's them*

Jay: You two, come back here now!

Vonnie+ Janiece: Yes uncle jay..?? *batting their eyes*

Jay: havent yal learned yal's lesson?..im not goin yell, but dont let this happen again.

Bey: Yeah yal seen what happend last night...

Melanie: LAST NIGHT?? what happend Last Night??

All: "LONG STORY!!"


Melanie: Well dang..no need for an attitude...

Jay: Just respect our privacy because you know when the door is closed, knock before you come in. *thinking about the other night* 

Jay: *Mumbles* Man i can not wait until they go home! 

Janiece: *tears up* what's that suppose to mean? you don't like us anymore? 

Vonnie: *teary eyed* yea uncle jay we were just playing around! IT WAS A JOKE!

Jay: Noo Janiece its not that! of course i love my nieces It's just that you can't be playing around like that. Ya know Auntie and I need our privacy sometimes.  And Vonnie no...you don't joke around like that. 

Janiece + Vonnie: *sighs* I guess you're right...Sorry.  I guess you hate us now! But PLEEEEEASE don't make us leave...We love staying over here! 

Bey: No don't say that! We'll never hate you.  And sure you can stay.  Just stop coming in on us again because that is not funny!  

Janiece+Vonnie: Okayyyy. *Hugs Bee and Jay*

Bey: Now please leave so we can get dressed.

Janiece+Vonnie+Mel: Okay.

So Melanie, Vonnie and Janiece leave to go the living room.....


Vonnie+ Janiece: *look at eachother and starts crackin up* HAHAHA!

Melanie: HA...HA..HA..yal are funny...Why would yall do dat! That was a disgusting sight! *giggles*

Janiece: because it was too funny Mel!!

Vonnie: *holding her stomach from laughing so hard* OMG dat was too funny! 

Melanie: Well it wasn't so funny when your uncle jay and auntie bee got mad and yall started crying hahahahha!...and it was all hot and wet in dere...ugh!

Vonnie: No we only did that so we wouldn't have to leave!  Its called ACTING! And it wasn't just water on dat floor! *giggles*

Janiece: *giggles*

Melanie: O shut the hell up! *giggles* Dont worry I will get yal back!

Janiece: Well good luck because nutin will top this! 

*All three start laughing*

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